“I wanna ask you one question
If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?”
I said, “Darling you’d have some walnuts.”
She said, “Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
On my chest, would those be chestnuts?”
I said, “Hell yes!”
She said, “Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
Would those be chin-nuts?”
I said, “Hell no bitch you’d have a dick in your mouth!”

-From “Chestnuts” by the late Rudy Ray Moore aka Dolemite